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Brings back old memories!
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If I wanted your mouth... I'd jiggle my zipper.
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"Like this insubstantial pageant faded, leave not a rack behind. We are such stuff as dreams are made on, and our little life is rounded with a sleep." -- Shakespeare's The Tempest
luv it!!!!!! tkuidas!
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go on, dream my dear... much luv
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"Here are only 2 infinite things: The Universe and the Human Stupidity... and i'm not sure about the first"
Albert Einstein--
Sightseer says: You must strive after Godlike qualities to fall into the category of man.
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Get mad. Grieve the Loss. Bottle it up!
~Ryo Nishikido
...I love you...
*hugs you randomly and runs away screaming*
lol, no seriously though, this is amazingly cool. Photoshop, right? I collect Alvin and the Chipmunk stuff obsessively, my boyfriends even sometimes get jealous of the three little munks sometimes--that's how obsessive I am about it. *This* would be a majorly cool poster.
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The bone that binds, the lace to please,
May draw a lover to their knees,
The curve of bust, hip and waist
embraced by scarlet, gold, or lace...
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